Yeah yeah I know this is meant to be a blog about polka dots and stripes and cottages.
I had to show you my shoes.
I mean these are not only wedges.
in a kinda mushroomy putty
but they have a ruffle.
they even have a name like
I mean hello!
I mean they have my name all over them.
when my lovely husband forgot Valentine’s Day
the next day I just so happened to find myself at the mall…
whereupon some strange force
magnetically pulled me into shoe shops
even though I was at the mall to buy stuff for stinky teenagers
just as I was passing
whispered my name
I tried her on.
She enveloped me in buttery leather and hurt like hell.
On bringing her home.
I pranced in her
Preened in her.
And loved her.
I cooked the dinner in her.
hoovered with her
cleaned the toilet in her
I put her on with my pyjamas.
and tucked her up in bed
what kinda Valentine’s present
makes you do that?
Yours in putty ruffles
p.s I am having a fun little BC Giveaway next time…
leave me a comment on my shoes tho & I’ll throw you in the hat already
p.p.s. no I wasn’t drunk the day I hoovered & cleaned the toilet & put Flicky Cloud in my bed
p.p.p.s if you see my husband, don’t tell him about the shoes I pretended they were really old
shoes : Wittner door : side of road suitcase : Vinnies (thank you lg) crochet blanket : thrifted
edited to add: shoes from Wittner & yep they ship internationally